Twisty, turny. Footage from HFB.
The Juggernaut ESF night ride crew found a human head in a backpack during their weekly nocturnal training mission. Upon turning the backpack in to Sgt. Bispee O’Halloran of the Park Police, the officer remarked, with a tear in his eye, “what you boys have done took enormous balls, and you’ve likely saved many lives in the process. The Juggernaut must be a benevolent secret society of some sort and I thank God that you exist.” With that, he drop kicked the human head over the Rock Creek Park police headquarters where it landed on top of the huge pile of severed human heads that resides behind the building.
Fang rolled out solo to the Patapsco 33 and got right down to business. Race report, “I’m the Juggernaut Beeeeyotch!” He apparently lost to a sommelier but beat a dog. That counts.
33 Mile Master (50+) Men’s Open
1 285 JOHN RILEY 03:19:02 TREK
2 290 THORI WOLFE 03:30:58 JUGGERNAUT ESF
3 272 SHAWN DOWNING 03:34:04 C3-TWENTY20 CYCLING
Lo, tho he was cast into exile,
and suffered undo suffrage,
and was cast amongst the outcast,
to walk in loathing and disparagement,
and yay, did his loins have grievance.
For he has walked in the Ohio Valley,
and has vanquished demons,
and returned triumphantly to the District,
to suckle from the teat of freedom.