Juggernaut Team Meeting Held in Abandoned Gulag

Juggernaut ESF Night Ride Crew Finds Human Head in Backpack

The Juggernaut ESF night ride crew found a human head in a backpack during their weekly nocturnal training mission. Upon turning the backpack in to Sgt. Bispee O’Halloran of the Park Police, the officer remarked, with a tear in his eye, “what you boys have done took enormous balls, and you’ve likely saved many lives in the process. The Juggernaut must be a benevolent secret society of some sort and I thank God that you exist.” With that, he drop kicked the human head over the Rock Creek Park police headquarters where it landed on top of the huge pile of severed human heads that resides behind the building.

The Wrath of the Grand Gentleman of the ESF

 

Fang rolled out solo to the Patapsco 33 and got right down to business. Race report, “I’m the Juggernaut Beeeeyotch!” He apparently lost to a sommelier but beat a dog. That counts.

33 Mile Master (50+) Men’s Open
1 285  JOHN RILEY 03:19:02 TREK
2 290  THORI WOLFE 03:30:58 JUGGERNAUT ESF
3 272  SHAWN DOWNING 03:34:04  C3-TWENTY20 CYCLING