El Guapo Brings It at Pisgah Stage Race Right Up Until the Moment His Bike Implodes

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The race report from El Guapo:
La carrera cubrió casi todos sendero clásico en Pisga. Cada día era un sistema de áreas / sendero diferente. Las cosas empezaron bien. Día 1 Tengo segundo en el Masters. Día 2 Me resbalé un poco, pero terminando cuarto y bajando a tercera acumulativo. Día 3 se puso mejor, terminé con un fuerte tercero y solidificó mi 3er puesto en la general de nuevo. Las cosas se veían bien. Pasé los primeros 3 noches en el podio de rotación entre mis 2 Juggernaut camisetas para las fotos (… ya que nuestros equipos no están en todavía!). Las cosas se ven bien … hasta el día 4. La lluvia había sido un factor de toda la semana y el día 2 solo yo fuimos a través de 2 pares de pastillas de freno y un nuevo rotor delantero. Creo que mi moto estaba cayendo lentamente aparte (el mismo que no quería llevar al Valor de ley porque pensé que no iba a sobrevivir … De alguna manera pensé que sería ahora sobreviven con 5 días de Pisga su lugar). De todos modos, las ruedas se desprendieron en el Día 4 … o debería decir la rueda trasera encerrado, literalmente. Tengo un DNF después de no llegar más allá del punto de verificación # 1, donde el mecánico pasó 45 minutos rascándose la cabeza. Yo estaba bastante fuera de la carrera en general en este punto y fuera del podio por esa etapa y el resto de ellos. Mi bicicleta fue básicamente se retiró en ese momento, ya que no había aún permanecía marco y los temas de la horquilla. Afortunadamente, tenía una bicicleta nueva en el orden y era capaz de utilizar que en el Día 5. quinta Terminado en la última etapa y cayó al séptimo general. Todavía una semana increíble a pesar de los contratiempos!

Stage 4 bike break dramatic reenactment:

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True Grit: Juggernaut Communicate with Spirit World During Desert Pilgrimage

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All that is best in the Juggernaut has come to them from the desert: their sense of fellowship, which binds them as members of one tribe; their pride of secrecy; their generosity and sense of hospitality; their dignity and the regard which they have for the dignity of others as fellow human beings; their humor, their courage and patience, the language which they speak and their passionate love of booze.

There is no reticence in the desert. If a Juggernaut distinguishes himself he knows that his fame will be widespread; if he disgraces himself he knows that the story of his shame will inevitably be heard in every encampment. It is this fear of public opinion which enforces at all times the rigid conventions of the desert.

And so it was as the Juggernaut descended upon St. George for the 2015 True Grit Epic. The plans went off like clockwork. Racing, beer gardening, poolside chilling. Professional operation top to bottom. Spectacle dial turned to 11. First time out for El Guapo in a Juggs kit and he spanked it.

We met a guy that looked like Wayne Coyne who told us to check out the Jem trail + Cryptobionic and Goosebumps. He did not steer us wrong.

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Could have sworn we saw 50/50 on the course. It might have been a mirage. Might have been a Sasquatch. Either way he has been returned to full Juggernaut status and can now take advantage of all member benefits. Welcome back fitty.

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Oh, and we went to Vegas and paid honor to Nikki Sixx’s Harley. Our butler Victor took some pictures of us drinking vodka. It’s good to be a mountain biker, it’s better to be a Juggernaut.

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Nineteen Juggernaut Spirit Animals Saved From Certain Death

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Police in Florida are crediting a recent surge in baby sea manatee interest for their willingness to rescue 19 of the creatures that had accidentally wedged themselves in local drain pipes seeking warmth.

“It’s been cold lately and these canals are all filled with baby sea manatees and cobras,” Fire Chief Don Hughes said. “I wouldn’t even begin to venture a guess as to how the manatees got into the drainage pipes. Thank God for the Juggernaut and their benevolent nature. If a baby sea manatee wrapped in a cobra wasn’t their collective spirit animal we probably would have left them in there and gone jet skiing.”

Acting on a tip from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, municipal workers found the manatees in the drainpipe at around 3 p.m. Local police and fire agencies engaged a complex telepathic mind meld with Juggernaut leadership to speak with the animals during their confinement in the drainage pipe.

“We thought there would be more cobras,” said Hughes.

Onlookers cheered as the manatees were pulled out of the drain on huge stretchers.

“My mother just got here from Ohio,” said C.J. Miller. “We heard that the Juggernaut had adopted baby sea manatees wrapped in cobras as their spirit animal and we decided to come to see what was happening. She’s never seen a baby sea manatee. Or a cobra. Or a baby sea manatee wrapped in a cobra.”

We Are Building a Fighting Force of Extraordinary Magnitude

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Juggernaut Shaolin Master Challenge announced. The 16 stages to glory. The be all end all. Most likely will need to kill a hydra. And clean the Augean Stables. A challenge taller than Everest, and deeper than the trench the guy who directed Terminator went into in his underwater Kia Sephia.