Juggernaut Squad at the Stoopid

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The Juggernaut showed up at the starting line of the Stoopid 50 with high expectations for sweeping the podium. Only our honorary-member and in-house homemade booze specialist, Jeff Dickey of the Scott Pro Squad / Juggernaut Seal Team High Altitude Unit came close. Jeff laid down a spectacular 4:12, good enough for fourth place. Right on his heels an hour later were Olsen (5:03) and Waller (5:12) in something like 1,000th and 1,014th place. Fang wins the power award for the day for finishing at 6:13 after shearing his little ring and big ringing the final 20+ miles of the course. No small feat. J Taylor Jones taco’d a wheel at high speed and had an out of body experience while White Dynamite taco’d his stomach and had an experience within his body. Neither of them have been seen since and we can only assume that they have left the country and taken on new identities. We stayed in a cabin that was so nice it nearly made our brains implode.


Kabush Sits on Rourke’s Car, Rethinks Lifestyle Choices

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Most of us try not to breathe on Rourke’s car, much less sit on the hood. But Jeff Kabush decided to pile his sweaty Olympics bound self on the hood and take a glamor shot,  tassled shirt and all, and it launched him into an odyssey of self discovery and premium Canadian beverages.