How To Win a Bike Race in 7 Easy Steps

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1: Win race
2: Enter finishing chute and point to the sky with both hands
3: Kiss cycling medallion
4: Zip jersey
5: Point to Juggernaut logo with both hands
6: Mime the act of drawing an arrow from a quiver and shooting it
7: High five the umbrella girls / drink celebratory beer(s)

Huge thanks to the talented Julie Wolfe for the Juggernaut Issue race medallions. These things are un-freaking-real.

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One thought on “How To Win a Bike Race in 7 Easy Steps

  1. I’ll try the Protocol on the elevator up to the office tomorrow … with the cuff links. We’ll see how it goes.

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