Step 1: Show up late and slightly buzzed
Step 2: Line up in the back row
Step 3: Check entry to make sure you are sandbagging like a mofo
Step 4: Pass 100 or so people on your mountain bike
Step 5: Wrap up your season after one race
This is a good example of how we dish it out in the CX scene:
Editors note: In this instance, and probably only this instance, we, the Juggernaut, are represented by the huge black man in the example.
Sky Chicken, long missing from the Juggernaut ranks, broadcast a 14-minute long diatribe from an unknown location this afternoon, likely from deep in the mountainous regions of Appalachia or the western high plains. Given the clues in the background of the footage it appears he is in some sort of awful lair of madness.