Five Steps to Success in CX Racing

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Step 1: Show up late and slightly buzzed
Step 2: Line up in the back row
Step 3: Check entry to make sure you are sandbagging like a mofo
Step 4: Pass 100 or so people on your mountain bike
Step 5: Wrap up your season after one race

This is a good example of how we dish it out in the CX scene:

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Editors note: In this instance, and probably only this instance, we, the Juggernaut, are represented by the huge black man in the example.

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