Juggernaut Drinking Song Deemed Better Than Phil Collins’ Sussudio

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Not since Sussudio has a song more deftly captured the inner workings of modern man. His desires. His struggles. His triumph over stuff. “There Goes the ESF”, the drinking song of the Juggernaut, was debuted at the 2015 winter gathering last night. Next time you’re in the wilderness don’t be surprised to hear the strains of lilting Juggernaut voices drifting along with the wind. Also planned was the complete and utter dominance of everything. Sandwich. Dominated. Bike race. Dominated. Vacation. Dominated. Everybody just stand back.

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